Posted on Feb 8, 2022

17 Husbands Who Made Their Spouse Say, "Ladies And Gentlemen, My Husband"

"He has successfully embarrassed me at every gathering."

by Crystal Ro

BuzzFeed Staff

1. Like this husband who had a secret DIY project:

When my husband asked where the markers were, I should have been more suspicious... from funny

2. And this husband who's already mastered being a dad before the baby's even arrived:

My husband's idea of a gender reveal cake from funny

My husband got a label maker last night. This is the adorable note he left me in the shower.

Close-up on label-maker message that says "Slip and fall, bitch"

4. This husband who took instructions too literally:

I asked my husband to make sure the kitchen counter was clean from funny

my wife asked me to peel half of the potatoes and put them in the pot..mission accomplished i'd say.

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6. This husband who made a party invitation but really took it to a whole other (unnecessary) level:

My husband's one task was to make NYE invitations. Who wants to come to this party? from funny

**"Food, drinks, music, etc. Free parking. Plenty of seating. Air conditioning. No cover. No line. Clean bathrooms. Sloane is turning our office into a club. It's gonna be fun. Please come ready to party. My pants will probable come off before the night is over. [...] The working theme is the end of Scarface_ _**when he takes his last stand and machine guns his whole house, but that is subject to change."

7. This husband who REALLY wanted to make a point:

Pettiness level 100,000,00...... My husband was angry this morning so he decided he was only making his half of the bed. from funny

8. And this husband who thinks he's a REAL comedian:

As a husband, I decided to make the bed properly. from funny

9. This ballsy husband who REALLY did this:

This is how my husband RSVP'd to his cousin's wedding from funny

Close-up of someone saying they promise to dance if the other person plays "with my balls"

My buddy's wife left him in charge of Elf on the Shelf. He let Mistletoe get into the eggnog...

11. This husband who probably has deep regrets:

My husband tried cutting his hair by himself from funny

Close-up of a hairline thats very, very crooked and uneven

12. This husband who basically winged it:

Sent my husband to buy a baby shower gift bag. Dammit. from funny

13. This husband who was more selfish than he appeared:

My husband Ian insisted that our new puppy Nala get her own stocking. I thought it was sweet until I realized he had ulterior motives.. from funny

14. This husband who kinda tried, sorta:

Why I don’t let my husband pack/store ... I went to our storage space and found this gem of a packing job from him. from funny

15. This husband who could use a cooking lesson...or 20:

This is how my husband decides to cook pasta from funny

16. This husband who made a subtle, yet not-so-subtle message:

Asked my husband to do a lattice over the apple pie I'm making. This is what he came back with... from funny

17. And finally, this husband who will never be in charge of preparing guest rooms ever again:

My wife's sister is coming to visit. Getting the guest room ready. from funny

H/T: r/funny.

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17 Husbands Who Made Their Spouse Say, "Ladies And Gentlemen, My Husband"

1. Like this husband who had a secret DIY project:

"When you need dinner in a snap." —u/hothrefugee

2. And this husband who's already mastered being a dad before the baby's even arrived:

"He has successfully embarrassed me at every gathering." —u/Lemongrass29 (his wife)

3. This husband who should probably have his label-maker taken away:

"Aw, who says romance is dead?" —u/OoooooohSnap

4. This husband who took instructions too literally:

"In fairness, the counter is clean...you never said anything about the sink." —u/[deleted]

5. And this husband too:

"Are you a dad?" —u/KREPharmD

6. This husband who made a party invitation but really took it to a whole other (unnecessary) level:

"Double spacing. Mark me down as a no." —u/fupduck

7. This husband who REALLY wanted to make a point:

"Fake! In which marriage does the husband get a full half of the bed for himself?" —u/MasterFubar

8. And this husband who thinks he's a REAL comedian:

"SO close. But the huge stack of pillows should be more toward the center, and your half of one should be partially hanging off the side, with almost no covers." —u/[deleted]

9. This ballsy husband who REALLY did this:

"I can't find it on YouTube. Who is the artist?" —u/PnkFld

10. This husband who took Elf on the Shelf to dark places:

"Vehicular elfslaughter." —u/somebadplankton

11. This husband who probably has deep regrets:

Oops.

"Well, he didn't fail...it's cut." —u/[deleted]

12. This husband who basically winged it:

"Heh, I'd be pretty proud of that if I were him." —u/bickies

13. This husband who was more selfish than he appeared:

"Did he name the dog? This is a long con, if so." —u/lildickgirl111

14. This husband who kinda tried, sorta:

"It has all the function of a Roman arch and all the charm of a Roman toilet." —u/goatcoat

15. This husband who could use a cooking lesson...or 20:

"Time to file for divorce." —u/Questionsaboutsanity

16. This husband who made a subtle, yet not-so-subtle message:

"I expected a piece of wooden lattice to be placed over the pie." —u/acepiloto

17. And finally, this husband who will never be in charge of preparing guest rooms ever again:

"That's a nice way of telling your wife about you and her sister." —u/DaSaladMan

17 Husbands Who Made Their Spouse Say, "Ladies And Gentlemen, My Husband"

1. Like this husband who had a secret DIY project:

"When you need dinner in a snap." —u/hothrefugee

2. And this husband who's already mastered being a dad before the baby's even arrived:

"He has successfully embarrassed me at every gathering." —u/Lemongrass29 (his wife)

3. This husband who should probably have his label-maker taken away:

"Aw, who says romance is dead?" —u/OoooooohSnap

4. This husband who took instructions too literally:

"In fairness, the counter is clean...you never said anything about the sink." —u/[deleted]

5. And this husband too:

"Are you a dad?" —u/KREPharmD

6. This husband who made a party invitation but really took it to a whole other (unnecessary) level:

"Double spacing. Mark me down as a no." —u/fupduck

7. This husband who REALLY wanted to make a point:

"Fake! In which marriage does the husband get a full half of the bed for himself?" —u/MasterFubar

8. And this husband who thinks he's a REAL comedian:

"SO close. But the huge stack of pillows should be more toward the center, and your half of one should be partially hanging off the side, with almost no covers." —u/[deleted]

9. This ballsy husband who REALLY did this:

"I can't find it on YouTube. Who is the artist?" —u/PnkFld

10. This husband who took Elf on the Shelf to dark places:

"Vehicular elfslaughter." —u/somebadplankton

11. This husband who probably has deep regrets:

Oops.

"Well, he didn't fail...it's cut." —u/[deleted]

12. This husband who basically winged it:

"Heh, I'd be pretty proud of that if I were him." —u/bickies

13. This husband who was more selfish than he appeared:

"Did he name the dog? This is a long con, if so." —u/lildickgirl111

14. This husband who kinda tried, sorta:

"It has all the function of a Roman arch and all the charm of a Roman toilet." —u/goatcoat

15. This husband who could use a cooking lesson...or 20:

"Time to file for divorce." —u/Questionsaboutsanity

16. This husband who made a subtle, yet not-so-subtle message:

"I expected a piece of wooden lattice to be placed over the pie." —u/acepiloto

17. And finally, this husband who will never be in charge of preparing guest rooms ever again:

"That's a nice way of telling your wife about you and her sister." —u/DaSaladMan

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