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50 Times People On Twitter Were Hilarious As All Heck About Periods In 2021

Laughing all the way to the toilet.

Fact: Periods are the worst. Also fact: People on Twitter make REALLY great jokes about periods. So, here's a look back at the best and funniest jokes about periods in 2021:

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1.

Twitter: @romanrochelle

2.

i survive my period cramps without pain killers are u scared of me now

Twitter: @tahiyawho

3.

sneezing on my period is not a game i like playing

Twitter: @alyssasinesy

4.

one thing about me, after my period i really NEED it. Like, i NEED it.

Twitter: @llesha_m

5.

Me: I feel indescribably wretched. There is no hope. What is this thing called life? Me, the next day: Oh, ok, I've just got my period.

Twitter: @elizabday

6.

i missed my period this month ... Lord pls don’t tell me you taking me out the game

Twitter: @khilanii

7.

I know it’s almost time for me to get my period when I’m crying watching Godzilla vs King Kong

Twitter: @dannellamunoz

8.

I’m truly incapable of doing anything while I have my period as well as the two weeks before I have my period in addition to the two weeks after I have my period

Twitter: @ladyefron

9.

me on my period trying to see whether is there really a leak or im just imaging it:

Twitter: @mikro_kosmos_

10.

the scene in AHS where emma roberts twirls around and flicks her cigarette saying “surprise, bitch, i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me?” is what the final days of periods are like, when you think you can just wear underwear again

Twitter: @milkstrology

11.

the feminine urge to rip out my uterus while i'm on my period

Twitter: @kihachuu

12.

We love to forget that our period comes every month dont we. We love to feel all our little emotions and wonder where it’s coming from and say “ohhh of course I have my period” and then do the same exact process about 4 weeks later don’t we

Twitter: @Brocklesnitch

13.

@JojoNoelleMA @dontsmileattee “I caught my period” told me all I needed to know 😂 poor sis

Twitter: @KiarraLe_

14.

i wish my uterus and i could schedule my period together as a team

Twitter: @tessplease

15.

started my period AND am getting my second shot today, basically really looking forward to the next 24 - 48 hours

Twitter: @katystoll

16.

Every single time I get my period I am shocked, affronted. Seriously? We’re doing this again?

Twitter: @NayukaGorrie

17.

Can’t tell if these are side effects from the first vax dose or from my period 😭

Twitter: @MissGinaDarling

18.

Is the vaccine making anyone else’s period weird

Twitter: @Rachel_Sennott

19.

why can’t i opt out of my period every month like my savage x subscription

Twitter: @IvyKungu

20.

The greatest lie ever told is that anyone puts in a tampon this way

Twitter: @JessicaValenti

21.

Twitter: @anxloveslove

22.

Twitter: @MsOxtail

23.

Well if you didn’t want to hear me talk about my period maybe you shouldn’t have made eye contact with me

Twitter: @aligarchy

24.

Every time I think I’m not doing well enough in life and I’m ugly with a disgusting body here comes my period..... like of course it was you I should have known

Twitter: @lovedoveclarke

25.

I am wearing white pants and it’s the second day of my period you cannot name a person alive who is braver than I am

Twitter: @holy_schnitt

26.

Can tampon companies make quieter wrappers because my kids keep thinking I’m sneaking candy into the bathroom and I’d like for that to stop…

Twitter: @darafaye

27.

minor inconveniences when you’re on your period:

Twitter: @chloehuttonv

28.

Getting my period = being overly emotional with terrible back pain But Not pregnant 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Twitter: @delguidolin

29.

When you go for a wee on your period https://t.co/NrXYehJj0E

Twitter: @morgancrawf

30.

“Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” -me every time I get my period

Twitter: @alyssalimp

31.

If you can survive day 2 of ur period you can survive anything

Twitter: @3dLooks

32.

Twitter: @enlgrcs

33.

Once a month I carry on the tradition of being absolutely blindsided by my period

Twitter: @CarmenLagala

34.

Do I have a headache because I’ve had 1 sip of water today or not real food or lack of sleep or reading too much or stress or my period or the storm rolling in or I slept weird or I’ve been laying on the couch in a dumb position or-

Twitter: @betht_the

35.

[getting your period]: 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤯🤯🤯 [getting your period when there was even the slightest chance you wouldn’t]: 🙏🌸 ☮️🧘‍♀️O Gracious and Moste Benevolent Mother Gaia….i thank u for this blessing and receive your gift…..

Twitter: @anticapitalizm

36.

Twitter: @DivijaBhasin

37.

Having terrible period cramps & tryna push through at work is definitely an extreme sport.

Twitter: @___JLove

38.

@divinaxo I got my period in the middle of our date and when I told him I needed to get up and find the nearest CVS he asked me if I could hold it in……

Twitter: @sophielovexhoe

39.

Is my period coming or do I genuinely hate everyone and everything? Find out next week on ‘I’m Tired of Being a Woman’!

Twitter: @mabintou

40.

me when my period starts while I'm asleep

James Devaney/GC Images , Twitter: @levigomiz

41.

Twitter: @lunaaliina

42.

Twitter: @HIROANGELLL

43.

*plans dick appointment* my period:

Twitter: @iamlexstylz

44.

My body: hey can we have a baby this month? Me: no My body when my period comes:

Twitter: @sfergs_

45.

I call my period "Rudolph" during the holidays to make it festive.

Twitter: @difficultpatty

46.

Twitter: @yourgirlgift2

47.

Twitter: @couldbeusw

48.

Dimitrios Kambouris / Getty Images for The Met Museum/Vogue  , Twitter: @fitnfuII

49.

hate it when ppl make me laugh on my period like bch stop u made me ink😭

Twitter: @YCP4EVRRR

50.

me trying to walk with my period cramps twisting my stomach up

Twitter: @grandebossanova

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