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15 Funny Jokes About Periods, Because Let's Just All Agree Periods Suck

Period sneezes, and coughs, and laughs...oh my.

If there's one thing people who bleed out their vaginas can expect once a month — aside from a period — it's a bunch of funny jokes about said period. And thanks to all these funny folks on Twitter, here are some new ones to help you laugh through the much as possible, anyway...enjoy!

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minor inconveniences when you’re on your period:

Twitter: @chloehuttonv


God after making the signs of early pregnancy and your period the same #SpacesWithFrauen

Twitter: @tastefullysaucy


Getting my period = being overly emotional with terrible back pain But Not pregnant 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Twitter: @delguidolin


When you go for a wee on your period

Twitter: @morgancrawf


waiting for my period tracker app to launch their version of “stories”

Twitter: @markruffaloTD


this is what sneezing on your period feels like tbh

Twitter: @learnedt0fly


“Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” -me every time I get my period

Twitter: @alyssalimp


If you can survive day 2 of ur period you can survive anything

Twitter: @3dLooks


Twitter: @enlgrcs


Once a month I carry on the tradition of being absolutely blindsided by my period

Twitter: @CarmenLagala


Do I have a headache because I’ve had 1 sip of water today or not real food or lack of sleep or reading too much or stress or my period or the storm rolling in or I slept weird or I’ve been laying on the couch in a dumb position or-

Twitter: @betht_the


[getting your period]: 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤯🤯🤯 [getting your period when there was even the slightest chance you wouldn’t]: 🙏🌸 ☮️🧘‍♀️O Gracious and Moste Benevolent Mother Gaia….i thank u for this blessing and receive your gift…..

Twitter: @anticapitalizm


Twitter: @DivijaBhasin


Having terrible period cramps & tryna push through at work is definitely an extreme sport.

Twitter: @___JLove


the scene in AHS where emma roberts twirls around and flicks her cigarette saying “surprise, bitch, i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me?” is what the final days of periods are like, when you think you can just wear underwear again

Twitter: @milkstrology