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got my period
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I just said to someone “im as sad as ive ever been & don’t know why” And on the word “why” got my period
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I don’t like the person you become when I’m on my period.
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How I look at ibuprofen on my period
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[arm falls off] probably cuz my period’s soon
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when i’m a whole entire virgin and my period is late: am i pargant? am i gregnant? am i pegnate?? help!? is there a possibly that i’m pegrent? could i be pregonate? how do i know if i’m prengan?
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me to my girls after running to the bathroom thinking I got my period
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her: i’m on my period nooo me: i like my steak medium rare, now lay yo ass down
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Getting your period on the day of an important event https://t.co/yEOtZYuVl0
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pill company: please take only two every six hours me on my period and on my second box of pills in an hour:
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how do i know i’m about to get my period? i’m listening to ‘no limit’ and staring out the window and almost started crying. ......who cries over ‘no limit’
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I’m on my period. My 4 yr old just burst into the bathroom when I was using it and saw me, turned around and ran out, screaming “DADDY! Mommy’s DYING!!!!” Pros and cons. CON- I think I scarred him for life PRO- I think I can pee by myself for a few days
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My period: “Is this your uterus?”
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You should bare minimum get a carnival prize for accurately guessing the exact hour your period shows up
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Did I break out bc I wore makeup or because I used a new makeup remover or because I’m gonna be on my period in a week or bc I’ve been eating or bc I’m sad or bc I’m stressed ? Which is it
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There’s a real magic in intuitively knowing your period is gonna start overnight and wearing a pad to bed and being right, saving your sheets and the day. https://t.co/ZNKS11x87b
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I’m currently crying while sitting on my bed and eating watermelon cubes with a fork gripped in my hand prongs up like a child because I’m on my period and emotional about life and how much I love watermelon. Ovaries are weird, man.
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13 yr old me: yuck periods, so fucking embarrassing, must hide all my sanitary products in shame ! me, present day: BITCH I AM BLEEDING & THE TOILET LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING CRIME SCENE. I AM IN PAIN & I’M NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT. HELLO MA’AM, YES YOU, DID YOU KNOW I AM ON MY PERIOD?
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guys for real whose animals are these bc i’m on my period and bawling
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My cat just stepped on my period boobs and my life flashed before my eyes.
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I just looked at my cat, said “you’re my best friend bud” then started crying for some reason so I guess my period is almost here.
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me to my uterus while on my period: PLS STOP THIS I CAN'T TAKE IT HURTS SO BAD!!!!!!!! my uterus: my uterus: ... my uterus: my uterus:... my uterus: my uterus: https://t.co/AOwA9PiGHr
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Punctuation can really change a sentence. For example: I'm on my way I'm on my period
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me when I get my period: why am I eating & crying so much? is my depression worsening? What if im dying??? Omg im dying this is how I die. I die soon. me later that night: dude ur not dying this is literally what ur period is. every single time. *next period* why am I eating & cr
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me when im bloated and sad bc of my period so i beat my face but im still bloated and sad
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Sometimes when I’m on my period I’ll wear light colored pants, so yes I guess you can say I like to take risks.
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The last time a man thought I had an attitude as asked me if I was on my period, I leaned in and whispered... “Matter of fact, yes. I started my day laying in a pool of my own blood, is that how you’d like to end yours? “ He never asked that again.
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how i feel those 3 days before my period
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The cashier at CVS looked appalled when I told her I didn’t need a bag for my box of tampons. Maybe I want people to know I’m on my period so they will leave me the fuck alone, SANDRA
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The little boy I nanny, who is 8 years old, stepped off the bus today holding onto his hip with the weirdest look on his face and when I asked him what was wrong he responded, “I’ve been dreading this moment, but I think I’m finally starting my period” LMAO
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This is me every time my period ends and i realize its gunna happen every single month until i hit menopause in the VERY VERY far future https://t.co/7m32MpItJx
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am i wet for no reason or did i just start my period a memoir
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MY PERIOD: has been arriving with regularity for about 17 years, meaning I have experienced it more than 200 times ME EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN MONTH, BUCKLING SIDEWAYS OUT OF MY CHAIR: oh what the whole holy FUCKhell is happening
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Me trying to move when I’m on my period
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If yo dick game don’t start my period early lower your voice when you talk to me
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i wanna know how much money my paranoid ass has spent on pregnancy tests bc i’m 4 hours late on my period
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My period coming late to my uterus on the first day of the next month
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who i am and who i am on my period are two completely different bitches
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Me: *thinks I’m off my period puts cute ass panties on My period: https://t.co/20hTnG6ln6
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me whenever i’m on my period
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me on my period: • extra clingy • fucking mad at everyone who gets in my way • mood changes every half an hour • craving for everything • eat 24/7 • want to be cuddled or hugged • negative and sensitive af • period cramps **also me when im not on my period**
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I complained to my friend that I had really bad period cramps. She said, ‘Mine went away when I had a baby, you should try that.’ And she was right. It worked. My period pain completely went away when I imagined how much worse it would be to have a baby.
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There’s only one thing worse than getting your period
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ME: I’m going to have a productive day! MY PERIOD: how about instead of that you take two naps ME:... MY PERIOD: while I stab you from the inside with all my tiniest knives
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i am: ⚪️ male ⚪️ female 🔘 using my hot laptop bottom to help my period cramps
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me when i have my period cramps
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Whenever I tell my ma I got my period she always goes “well at least you’re not pregnant” like I spend 60% of my time with you Ma & the other 40% I’m asleep or in work. I have no time (or no one) to get my hole to even possibly be pregnant Rose&I dont need to be reminded thank u
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I had a dream about my ex boyfriend then woke up on my period idk how but it’s his fault. men truly ain’t shit.
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When I accidentally use a super-plus tampon on the sixth day of my period & try to take it out
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my period can’t even sneak up on me anymore. there’s a specific kind of stomach pain I get & I’m like “yep hell is upon me”.. being a girl sucks
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is my period trying to kill me, episode ten thousand nine hundred and ninety two
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My period #ThingsToMakeMatterWorse
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told my boyfriend I was going to start my period and he said, "AGAIN??" it's like, you know what, you're right, I'm cancelling my subscription.