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19 Emojis All Thirtysomethings Wish Existed

Can we finally get a naptime emoji?

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2. The "OMG! Everyone I Know Has A Kid" Emoji:

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Suggested use: When you suddenly realize all future birthday parties you attend will involve either Chuck E. Cheese's or a bouncy castle.

3. The "It's 10 p.m., It's Way Past My Bedtime" Emoji:

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Suggested use: When your friends are out at a bar and won't stop texting to remind you that happy hour just started again.

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5. The "Oh God, I Got My First Grey Hair!" Emoji:

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Suggested use: When you want to announce that your transition into becoming an old person has officially started.

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9. The "Am I Too Old To Wear This?" Emoji:

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Suggested use: When you're out shopping and you realize everyone else in the store is 10 years younger than you.

10. The "Definitely Not Waiting In That Line" Emoji:

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Suggested use: When your friends invite you out to the latest club opening and you ask them how long the wait is.

11. The "Welp, I'm In For The Night" Emoji:

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Suggested use: When you step inside your front door and the first thing you do is immediately put on your PJs.

12. The "This Was My Saturday Afternoon" Emoji:

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Suggested use: When someone asks if you had a relaxing weekend and you can barely focus on what they're saying because you're exhausted from house hunting.

13. The "I Literally Have No Time For Anything But Work" Emoji:

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Suggested use: When your friends repeatedly text you to meet up for lunch and you don't even have time to explain to them why you can't.

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14. The "Raising Both Hands In Celebration Of Getting Carded" Emoji:

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Suggested use: When you want to say, "take that world, I still look young enough to get carded."

15. The "I Shouldn't Have Eaten That" Emoji:

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Suggested use: When you regret eating that second slice of pizza, or that extra piece of orange chicken, or anything greasy, fried, spicy...

16. The "We're Having A Dinner Party" Emoji:

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Suggested use: For the incredibly rare evening when you and your friends' schedules actually line up and you can all be in one place at the same time.

18. The "I Am So Overwhelmed By Social Media" Emoji:

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Suggested use: When someone starts talking to you about the latest app they just downloaded and you're still trying to get the hang of Twitter.

19. The "It's 2 p.m., Time For A Nap!" Emoji:

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Suggested use: When you want to tell everyone to fuck off for an hour while you get your much deserved beauty rest.

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