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    Updated on Dec 27, 2019. Posted on Oct 22, 2019

    100 Period Tweets That Will Make Anyone Who Has One Laugh Then Cry

    "[arm falls off] probably cuz my period’s soon."

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    [arm falls off] probably cuz my period’s soon

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    7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?" Me "Yes" 7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"

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    me to my girls after running to the bathroom thinking I got my period

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    I just looked at my cat, said “you’re my best friend bud” then started crying for some reason so I guess my period is almost here.

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    MY PERIOD: has been arriving with regularity for about 17 years, meaning I have experienced it more than 200 times ME EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN MONTH, BUCKLING SIDEWAYS OUT OF MY CHAIR: oh what the whole holy FUCKhell is happening

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    How I look at ibuprofen on my period

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    Womanhood is great until it's days before your period and you burst into tears watching an old man paying for a bag of oranges with dimes.

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    I just said to someone “im as sad as ive ever been & don’t know why” And on the word “why” got my period

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    When I put in a new tampon and five minutes later think, "but did I take out my old tampon?"

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    putting my overheating macbook charger on my stomach to help period cramps because I’m a modern woman

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    Did I break out bc I wore makeup or because I used a new makeup remover or because I’m gonna be on my period in a week or bc I’ve been eating or bc I’m sad or bc I’m stressed ? Which is it

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    I see lots of tampon brands claiming to be best for being active, but which brand is best for curling up on the couch in fetal position?

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    It comforts me to know Michelle gets PMS too.

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    You know what pisses me off? The fact that I have to “pay” to be on my period. A natural body process for women and I have to PAY for feminine hygiene products???? Even in public restroom. A man probably thought of that.

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    nobody: me on my period: do u still like me lol

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    My period: *5 mins late* Me already in the bathroom mirror practicing poses for my maternity shoot:

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    I'm too lazy to put a tampon in so I'm just making new period panties

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    Period:🎶Guess who's back... Back again🎶 Me: Ugh, can we not do this today? Period: I can come back in 9 months? Me: Keep fucking singing.

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    Send prayers & good wishes for the guy who tried to pick my pocket on the luas, took out a tampon, got mortified & tried to put it back.

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    A woman cut in front of me at the store with a box of tampons, ice cream, and wine in her cart. I wasn’t about to mess with that situation.

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    When you sneeze while on your period and feel The Great Flood in your underwear

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    me(on my period): omg this is the worst, most inconvenient thing ever i never want to experience this again me(period is late): well...fuck.

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    burst into tears at end of cardio class cuz I was overwhelmed by the strength & beauty of the other women so yes ok I may have my period

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    pill company: please take only two every six hours me on my period and on my second box of pills in an hour:

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    Me when i have my period boobs https://t.co/3TXArQOHaX

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    I know I'm on my period because I found a yogurt in the back of my fridge I didn't know I had and started crying

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    Me: Let's see Wonder Woman! Him: We already did. Me: I know but I'm on my period now so it'll be even better this time! Him: Wait, what?

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    My period: “Is this your uterus?”

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    A good name for a feminist tampon company would be Gravitas

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    me: *gets a cramp* me: *dramatically stares into the distance* me: menses is coming

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    On a scale from 1 to 10 my PMS has reached a Lady MacBeth.

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    My period lasts longer than a cabinet position in the White House.

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    The human body is composed of 70% water, or before your period 90%

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    her: i’m on my period nooo me: i like my steak medium rare, now lay yo ass down

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    guys for real whose animals are these bc i’m on my period and bawling

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    told my boyfriend I was going to start my period and he said, "AGAIN??" it's like, you know what, you're right, I'm cancelling my subscription.

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    how do i know i’m about to get my period? i’m listening to ‘no limit’ and staring out the window and almost started crying. ......who cries over ‘no limit’

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    I’m on my period. My 4 yr old just burst into the bathroom when I was using it and saw me, turned around and ran out, screaming “DADDY! Mommy’s DYING!!!!” Pros and cons. CON- I think I scarred him for life PRO- I think I can pee by myself for a few days

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    Me: I love babies so much, can't wait to have a mini me *period is late by 2 hours* me:

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    You should bare minimum get a carnival prize for accurately guessing the exact hour your period shows up

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    I’m currently crying while sitting on my bed and eating watermelon cubes with a fork gripped in my hand prongs up like a child because I’m on my period and emotional about life and how much I love watermelon. Ovaries are weird, man.

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    13 yr old me: yuck periods, so fucking embarrassing, must hide all my sanitary products in shame ! me, present day: BITCH I AM BLEEDING & THE TOILET LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING CRIME SCENE. I AM IN PAIN & I’M NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT. HELLO MA’AM, YES YOU, DID YOU KNOW I AM ON MY PERIOD?

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    There’s only one thing worse than getting your period

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    I just called 911 and told them my tampon is missing and they said they can’t put out a missing person report on it ... um I never asked that I ask for a ambulance to get this shit out of me like wtf https://t.co/0oxta4vdEL

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    My cat just stepped on my period boobs and my life flashed before my eyes.

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    Punctuation can really change a sentence. For example: I'm on my way I'm on my period

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    The cashier at CVS looked appalled when I told her I didn’t need a bag for my box of tampons. Maybe I want people to know I’m on my period so they will leave me the fuck alone, SANDRA

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    me when im bloated and sad bc of my period so i beat my face but im still bloated and sad

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    The little boy I nanny, who is 8 years old, stepped off the bus today holding onto his hip with the weirdest look on his face and when I asked him what was wrong he responded, “I’ve been dreading this moment, but I think I’m finally starting my period” LMAO

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    am i wet for no reason or did i just start my period a memoir

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    me to my uterus while on my period: PLS STOP THIS I CAN'T TAKE IT HURTS SO BAD!!!!!!!! my uterus: my uterus: ... my uterus: my uterus:... my uterus: my uterus:

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    If yo dick game don’t start my period early lower your voice when you talk to me

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    i wanna know how much money my paranoid ass has spent on pregnancy tests bc i’m 4 hours late on my period

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    My period coming late to my uterus on the first day of the next month

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    My period: k I'm out Me: you sure? Got all your shit? My period: yeah Me: ARE YOU SURE????? My period: yeah, for sure, bye. *doesn't wear pad/tampon* My period: actually wait, let me halla at you for a second.........

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    Me trying to move when I’m on my period

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    who i am and who i am on my period are two completely different bitches

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    me on my period: • extra clingy • fucking mad at everyone who gets in my way • mood changes every half an hour • craving for everything • eat 24/7 • want to be cuddled or hugged • negative and sensitive af • period cramps **also me when im not on my period**

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    me whenever i’m on my period

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    I complained to my friend that I had really bad period cramps. She said, ‘Mine went away when I had a baby, you should try that.’ And she was right. It worked. My period pain completely went away when I imagined how much worse it would be to have a baby.

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    i am: ⚪️ male ⚪️ female 🔘 using my hot laptop bottom to help my period cramps

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    I had a dream about my ex boyfriend then woke up on my period idk how but it’s his fault. men truly ain’t shit.

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    ME: I’m going to have a productive day! MY PERIOD: how about instead of that you take two naps ME:... MY PERIOD: while I stab you from the inside with all my tiniest knives

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    This is me every time my period ends and i realize its gunna happen every single month until i hit menopause in the VERY VERY far future

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    When I accidentally use a super-plus tampon on the sixth day of my period & try to take it out

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    my period can’t even sneak up on me anymore. there’s a specific kind of stomach pain I get & I’m like “yep hell is upon me”.. being a girl sucks

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    is my period trying to kill me, episode ten thousand nine hundred and ninety two

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    Menstrual cramps are just free samples of what giving birth feels like

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    "Oh duh, it's PMS, it all makes sense now," she mumbled through chocolate-smeared lips as the house burned behind her.

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    Advil trying to soothe my period cramps:

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    if you wanna get your period just wear your nicest, fanciest underwear and let karma do the rest

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    I’m hungry but too tired to eat I hate pants my back hurts go away but bring me chocolate I hate everyone please love me! –Me on my period

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    I like to discuss my heavy flow on first dates, so men know that I'm fertile.

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    "But cramps can't be that ba-" Excuse me:

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    Wow uterus. Sorry I didn't get you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.

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    When you're on your period and need to shower but there's only white towels left.

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    FSH, estrogen and progesterone joining forces to fuck me up during my period

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    I know I'm about to get my period because I saw one of those ASPCA commercials 3 hours ago & I'm still crying

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    when you have to go somewhere but you're on your period

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    a woman's period is like once a month her body accidentally hits caps lock on her emotions

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    When you ask if anyone has a spare tampon, and they do.

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    Hidden camera footage of the exact moment my period starts

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    Sneezing on your period and giving birth to a jelly fish .

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    Me taking 4 pain killers My period pains :

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    One day you are on top of the world, the next day you are getting your tampon string caught up in your hairy bush.

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    Me: *waking up* This will be another beautiful and productive day!! Period cramps:

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    It’s International Women’s Day, ladies. Don’t forget to put period blood on your doorposts so the Angel of Actually passes over your house.

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    Nobody: My period, the morning I have somewhere important to be:

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    started my period finally, thought i was pregnant from freshman year

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    When your period arrives and then all your moods make sense

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    How are tampons and pads not a free normality by now? Like if my period came on unexpectedly while at a restaurant, I should be able to ask the waiter for a “glass of water and a heavy flow pad on the side”

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    If you think you have a stupid question, just remember NASA engineers once asked Sally Ride if 100 tampons were enough for a 7 day mission.

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    Now everyone keeps tweeting me about sneezing while on their period. I've never regretted a tweet so much.

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