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Which Kenyon Freshman Are You?

A vivid guide to which Kenyon swimming personality you most fit.

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  1. How do you prefer to pick up people of the opposite sex?

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    Tinder
    Via Through Tinder
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    I am not attracted to people of the opposite sex
    Via I am not attracted to people of the opposite sex.
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    Stripping
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    Offering favors
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    Inviting them to a modelling session
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    I don't even try because I will fail
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    Telling them about my brother
  2. What do you look for in a significant other?

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    Marriage asap
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    low standards
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    DICK
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    Anything that moves
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    Someone who will do your chores
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    Virgin
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    Local heratage
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    A great personality
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    Someone I can destroy
  3. When people see you, how do they react?

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    They don't see me because I'm so short
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    Screaming your name at max volume
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    Scooting away to avoid contact
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    Getting pissed
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    Having an unexpectedly sassy conversation
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    I don't remember meeting people because I get so wasted
  4. Are you funny?

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    A lot of the time
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    I'd like to think so but not really but I still laugh really loudly at my own extremely mediocre jokes
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    No
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    High-key pretty funny dudes
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    In a sassy way
  5. What do you live for?

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    Local Personalities
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    Booze and Sex
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    Chemistry Memes
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    Vacations where you stay inside
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    Miscellaneous Monarchies
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    DICK
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    Sausages
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    English Sausages
  6. How did you choose Kenyon?

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    Great Coaches
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    I had no choice
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    The attractiveness of the student body.
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    I wanted to live up to my brother
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    A great team atmosphere and coaches and academics and all that cliche stuff
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    Job Opportunities
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    Chemistry Opportunities
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    I liked it.
  7. Your last name is...

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    A color
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    Foreign-sounding
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    Unfortunate
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    Great for rhyming
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    Inclusive of animal anatomy
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    A pornstar's dream
  8. How will people remember you?

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    They won't.
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    For my brother
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    For my pKa
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    Selling my body
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    A horrible posture and an even worse quality of jokes
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    I remember when he used to be skinny!
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    a photo
  9. How would you describe your personality?

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    Sleepy
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    Goofy
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    I like dick.
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    Gross
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    Angry
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    Low key sassy
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    High key sassy
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    Mom
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    Nice
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    Clingy
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    Uncircumcised
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    animated
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