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Which Cupcakke Are You In Bed?

Where are you most likely to be found Sunday morning?

Oh, honey, you like to take it all. Any size, any color, any stench. You want the dick in your mouth at all times. At home? Dick in your mouth. At the hospital? Dick in your mouth. Retirement home? Dick in your mouth there too. And it goes alllll the way down ur throat without issue ;). Stay golden, pony boy. (Or non-gender-conforming pony person.)

Deepthroater

You just love the man milk. Fuck being a swallower, you slurp that shit up like there's no tomorrow. And you scream "yasss daddy" as you do it. You dirty dog.

Slurper

You're an untapped soul. No dick has come near any of you orfaces. You're pure and innocent. But that won't last for long. #GetLaid #DoubleTapped #AnalBeads

Jesus

You like food in the bedroom. Goldfish crackers, whipped cream, Nutella, the list goes on. If you can work food into your sexual encounter you will do it by any means necessary. You also like those long lollipops up your ass, but only on the weekends. It's a \*treat\*.

Sweetums

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