1. koh sze kiat / Via shutterstock.com Book, how I love thee! How I love to dance with thee in a field! 2. BestPhotoStudio / Via shutterstock.com I do hope someone is looking at me while I pretend to read this book. I am so beautiful. 3. badahos / Via shutterstock.com Taking a wee little break after skipping down a lovely country lane with my books! And look! I made a hat out of my book! A HAT! Oh, whimsical me! 4. Daria Filimonova / Via shutterstock.com Let's see. Cute pigtails? Check. Chunky sweater? Check. Cozy socks? Check. Red book? Check. Hmmm. I still feel like I'm forgetting something.... 5. S.P. / Via shutterstock.com I did it! I stacked all my books in four tall piles! All by myself! Yay me! Look how happy I am! I am so happy! Yay books! 6. rangizzz / Via shutterstock.com READING IS SO EXCITING I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE HOW ASTONISHING IT IS TO READ A BOOK OH MY GOSH LOOK THERE ARE WORDS PRINTED ON THIS PAGE WOW WOW WOW! 7. BestPhotoStudio / Via shutterstock.com Yes, I am shirtless in my backyard caressing my face with an apple. We all have our reading rituals. 8. Alan Poulson Photography / Via shutterstock.com Playing peek-a-boo behind my book gives me that adorkable Zooey Deschanel vibe, right? RIGHT?! 9. Maksim Shmeljov / Via shutterstock.com I don't know why. I just felt like stripping down, throwing a sheet over my couch, and holding this book while I gaze longingly over my right shoulder and consider baby names that start with J. 10. Sidarta / Via shutterstock.com I'm not frowning because of my book. My book is perfectly adequate. It's this terrible biscuit. It's dry and stale. And my hand is tired from holding it so awkwardly. And this old bench. It's full of splinters. 11. Anatoly Tiplyashin / Via shutterstock.com Oh Anatoly, vy must you mehk me hold zis stoopid boook vhen you take zee photo? I yam zee maid not Tolstoy. Oy. 12. Vasiliy Koval / Via shutterstock.com Yum. This one tastes like lime. [Editor's note: apparently 'sans pants' is a quite popular when posing with books. See #4.] 13. Pressmaster / Via shutterstock.com I can read! I can read upside down! I'm defying the laws of gravity! Aaand that's the end of this list. We've actually overloaded on crazy. We're going to take our pants off and read somewhere.