10 Tips For Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse

The apocalypse is no picnic. Make sure you’re the snacker and not the snack with these essential survival tips from THE SNACKING DEAD: A Parody in a Cookbook.

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2. Learn to tell parsley from poison oak.

3. Use big-ass tools.

4. Keep your edge.

5. Watch your back.

6. Loot only the finest ingredients.

7. Fit workouts in where you can.

8. Discourage casual snacking.

9. Don’t stress over a little blood. It’s survivor chic.

10. When life gives you lemons…

11. Live a little! Clean up later.

12. The Snacking Dead, available October 22.

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