Why You Should Never Visit The Philippines

Philippines? I’ve been there before. How was it? BORING. I’ll list down the reasons why you should never visit this country! Appreciate the sarcastic-ness.

1. They have deformed landscapes

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Just look how ugly that destroyer is!

2. Their underwatereco system is nothing to brag about

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I’ve seen those before, in Finding Nemo .

3. 7 Wonders of the World? What?!

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I don’t think so! Our backyard is hundred times better than this!

4. World class beach? Meh!

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Who would want to step on that kind of sand?

5. I wanna puke upon seeing it!

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Gosh! It looks disgusting. Did a real chef cooked this?

6. Happiest place on earth? I’m speechless.

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Look at them? That's a fake happy face!

7. Festivals are so disorganized

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Distracting colors and everyone was so loud!

8. World class talent? Really?

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Why is she wearing a crown? I don't even know her.

9. They’re not really hospitable

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Never felt their hospitality. Period.

10. No Thrill. Nothing to see!

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Didn't gave me chills.

That's It! Boring right?

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I hope that was enough to convince you to cross out the Philippines in your must-see-countries.