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How Much Fruit Should You Eat?

Yesterday a man asked me, "Yo home boy who is also CREAMLORF, how much fruit should I ear?" He then corrected his misspelling of "eat" and I understood his question. Because of the magnitude of this interaction, your homie CREAMLORF is gonna learn you a lesson about eating fruit. So sit back, buckle your six-point harness, and welcome to Olive Garden.

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  1. Below is a list of all of the benefits which fruit can provide. Please select those which you believe will be valuable to your day-to-day life.
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    A BLAST of Vitamin C!
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    A SPLASH of juice!
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    An OILY surprise!
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    A LACK of scurvy!
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    A WARM embrace!
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    A SPICY finish!
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    A REFRESHING tang!
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    A bit of STARVATION!
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    Gravel!
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    A ZIM-ZAM-KERBLAM!
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    A big BOY!
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    The ability to ZOOM AWAY!
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    The sweet relief of rest!
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    A HELPING hand!
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    A big TRAIN coming into your HOUSE.
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    Gravel!
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    Impossible FAME.
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    The realization of your darkest desire.
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    Hidden TEMPTATION.
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    Urban FEELINGS!
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    Humble BEGINNINGS!
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    GRAVEL!!
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