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28 Of The Most Canadian Crimes Ever Committed

Featuring a moderate-speed canoe chase.

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2. The far less legendary maple syrup sidewalk pour of 2015.

CBC News / Via

Police were called to the scene in Hamilton, Ontario after people reported a sticky liquid on the ground. They realized it was maple syrup and them arrested the man responsible, charging him with mischief.

"He caused resources to have to be deployed to clean this stuff up," Constable Steve Welton told the CBC.

3. The original maple syrup theft of 1879 that saw "J.H. Hagan & T. Sanderson" arrested for "Taking maple syrup."

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12. That time Calgary cops were caught on video having a street race to the Tim Hortons.

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"The Calgary Police Service have no choice but to launch an internal investigation into the alleged green-light drag to a southeast Tim Hortons, because there’s no way to ignore it," reported the Calgary Sun.


13. When someone stole this moose sculpture from the New Brunswick Exhibition.

15. When a kid stole a school bus and drove it and his friends to a Tim Hortons.

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"Police say they got wind of the joy ride on Wednesday night when three youths were seen getting out of a bus near a Tim Hortons location at 10:30," reported CP24.


23. The Calgary man who was arrested after riding in the sky on a lawn chair attached to balloons. He'd hoped to make an impressive landing at the Calgary Stampede.

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"I did anticipate they would be a little upset," Daniel Boria said when asked what police thought of the stunt. "It's already worse than I thought it would be."


26. The people who executed a municipal-level snow scam in Montreal.

28. We have a winner.

Beer stolen after Moose Jaw man attacked with bear spray