1. The legendary maple syrup heist of 2012.
2. The far less legendary maple syrup sidewalk pour of 2015.
3. The original maple syrup theft of 1879 that saw "J.H. Hagan & T. Sanderson" arrested for "Taking maple syrup."
4. A break and enter that was the result of someone leaving out an enticing bag of chips.
5. The theft of close to 5,000 lbs of lobster.
6. The large-scale tampering with potatoes on Prince Edward Island.
7. The guy who casually walked into a store, shoved $1,500 worth of chewing gum into a garbage bag, and left. Police dubbed him the #FreshBreathBandit.
8. The man who broke into a B.C. home and behaved like a house guest until the owners got home.
9. The woman who got carried away at a hockey game.
10. The snow plow operator who smashed this woman's car.
11. The snow plow operator and Zamboni driver who got smashed and went to work.
12. That time Calgary cops were caught on video having a street race to the Tim Hortons.
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"The Calgary Police Service have no choice but to launch an internal investigation into the alleged green-light drag to a southeast Tim Hortons, because there’s no way to ignore it," reported the Calgary Sun.
13. When someone stole this moose sculpture from the New Brunswick Exhibition.
14. When someone stole this person's winter essentials.
15. When a kid stole a school bus and drove it and his friends to a Tim Hortons.
16. When a guy really needed his Tim's coffee.
17. When a hockey player got drunk and crashed his fancy truck into a Tim Hortons.
18. When a guy robbed a convenience store by brandishing a snow scraper as a weapon.
19. When a hockey parent went too far.
20. And when this guy tried to evade cops by paddling a canoe.
21. This monster.
22. The two guys who stole almost $30,000 worth of high-end hockey sticks.
23. The Calgary man who was arrested after riding in the sky on a lawn chair attached to balloons. He'd hoped to make an impressive landing at the Calgary Stampede.
24. The guy who pulled this snow removal scam in 2011.
25. The guys who took the scam to the next level in 2015.
26. The people who executed a municipal-level snow scam in Montreal.
27. This.
28. We have a winner.
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