33 Incredible Real Headlines That Could Only Happen In Canada
"Sister hits moose on way to visit sister who hit moose."
Let's get started with the classic mixture of alcohol and bad behaviour at a hockey game.
Her act would have gone over much better here.
"Canadian very sorry."
In Canada, moose headlines are an entire genre unto themselves.
But this — this — is the pinnacle.
Moose cause a lot of problems, but an angry beaver can terrorize an entire town.
Deer, on the other hand, prefer to mess with your mind.
In Canada, danger is everywhere.
And crime is no joke.
At least you can count on the cops to find the culprits.
They respond quickly to calls from the public.
And move with haste to respond.
In fairness to them, there is a lot of crime at Tim Hortons.
And then there's this, which is everything.
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