People Are Freaking The F Out Because IKEA Might Be Coming Back To Nova Scotia
Oh my Godmorgon!
Earlier this morning a great and important invitation of Swedish proportions was sent to media in Halifax, Nova Scotia. The president of IKEA Canada and the mayor will be making "an important Media Announcement" on Friday.
So people started losing their shiiit.
There's good reason for this. IKEA had a store in Dartmouth, but it closed almost 30 years ago and nothing has ever been the same. Here's a Globe And Mail report from March 11, 1988, the day the Swedish pressboard pushers dropped a sad meatball on Scotia.
I was 11 years-old when IKEA abandoned our family. I called up my mom in Halifax (pictured in an IKEA chair bought in Quebec) to tell her the news, and she yelled into the phone because she was so happy. "Do you remember the ball room?!" she asked. I do!
She said IKEA closing its store in Dartmouth left the city with "a feeling of total desertion because everyone had come to love the place."
She had fond memories of building the furniture.
"I learned how to use those fracking little screwdrivers they give you," she said. "I learned through cussing and swearing."