8 DIY Candle Ideas That WILL BURN THE GODDAMN HOUSE DOWN

Ladies LOOOVE candles, but judging from the photos you find on Pinterest, they also seem to hate their homes and want to burn them flat to the ground by any means necessary. Check out these crafty ideas that'll make your next get-together look like the Waco Siege.

Autumn Conflagration

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Check out this cute way to get a little fall color into your home thanks to the flames stoked by an arid leaf tied to a hot candle by a length of fuse.

Flowering Inferno

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Nothing will touch off an apple orchard like 10 open flames with a pile of dry flowers on top.

Charred-igan

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If your open flame is a little chilly, how about this cute idea for a sweater, made from flammable wool?

Tie Died

Nothing brightens up a room like raffia set ablaze! Position one in every room, preferably next to your heavy drapes.

Toasted Nuts

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If you don't like this cute idea for flames in dry nut shells, try our other idea for a cute candle holder made out of oily rags!

Kindling Candling

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Seriously, THIS IS HOW YOU START A FIRE.

Flash Photography

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Hey, you know what's more flammable than old film negatives?

NOTHING! Jesus CHRIST!!

Parchment Pyre

Wrap your hot candles in old, dry newspa...DEARGODWHYYYY!?!!!