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What Jesus Gets Up To On His Days Off

Using Google's autocomplete function, we now have a glimpse into what Jesus could possibly get up to on his days off.

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He Likes to be Late with the Pork Chops

Jesus, how long are you going to be? You said you'd be here half an hour ago and we're still waiting. This BBQ is going to be ruined.
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Jesus, how long are you going to be? You said you'd be here half an hour ago and we're still waiting. This BBQ is going to be ruined.

He Likes to Play Hide and Seek

What! You've only gone and lost Jesus...again. It took us hours to find the guy last time and we need him in the next hour. We guess that's what happens when you challenge him to hide and seek.
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What! You've only gone and lost Jesus...again. It took us hours to find the guy last time and we need him in the next hour. We guess that's what happens when you challenge him to hide and seek.

He Likes to Hide in Your Pringles

Jesus, you're starting to get a little too much lately. I know your dad can be everywhere at once, but that doesn't mean you can.
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Jesus, you're starting to get a little too much lately. I know your dad can be everywhere at once, but that doesn't mean you can.

He Likes to be Thought of as a Mischievous Badger

If you’re going to think of someone as a mischievous animal then a badger is the way to go. What’s not to like about them? Jesus should take it as a complement. Then again, that's what he wants us to believe.
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If you’re going to think of someone as a mischievous animal then a badger is the way to go. What’s not to like about them? Jesus should take it as a complement. Then again, that's what he wants us to believe.

He Likes to Take Care of his Dinosaurs

Dinosaurs are Jesus’ ponies? Hmmm, I've never thought about it like that. Well I guess that guy has got to have some kind of past-time. We bet they are high maintenance though.
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Dinosaurs are Jesus’ ponies? Hmmm, I've never thought about it like that. Well I guess that guy has got to have some kind of past-time. We bet they are high maintenance though.

He Likes to Practice his Backflips

The man can part the seas, cure the sick, and come back to life. But ask him to preform a backflip and the guy is done for. He's defiantly got a lot of practicing to do.
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The man can part the seas, cure the sick, and come back to life. But ask him to preform a backflip and the guy is done for. He's defiantly got a lot of practicing to do.

He Loves to Ride Dinosaurs in Your House

They may be your ponies, Jesus, but you can't keep coming in the house every two minutes on them - you're treading all sorts into the house.
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They may be your ponies, Jesus, but you can't keep coming in the house every two minutes on them - you're treading all sorts into the house.

He Tries to Perfect his Burrito Cooking Skills?

We can imagine the guy could warm up a mean burrito. Then again, they are tricky to make. What would you do if he made you one and you didn't like it? Or even worse, he burnt it?
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We can imagine the guy could warm up a mean burrito. Then again, they are tricky to make. What would you do if he made you one and you didn't like it? Or even worse, he burnt it?

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