1. We speak our own language - yarn porn really is a thing! . 2. ... as is a yarn-gasm ;) Via in1.ccio.co 3. ... and yarn snobs. 4. Frogging is not a sex act conducted in front of frogs. Via craftycaffeine69.blogspot.com 5. We like a good ‘knit & natter’ or a ‘stitch-n-bitch’. 6. Then there’s the yarn stash: it's not really stash... it's a whole lotta potential. Via blog.yarn.com 7. You will never find all the yarn stash. Ever! Via tumblr.com 8. We're not yarn addicts... we're yarn appreciators! Via acuteaday.com 9. We don't always have to buy yarn. Sometimes we’re content to squeeze it and pet it lovingly in the shop. Via incogknitterblog.wordpress.com 10. NEVER interrupt a knitter when they're counting. Via instagram.com 11. And if we make something for you, it means you're very special indeed. Appreciate the heck out of it, no matter how hideous you think it is. Via wordpress.com 12. Be supportive when we talk excitedly about a new project. Rolling your eyes and muttering under your breath will likely get you stabbed by two pointy things… repeatedly! 13. Love is... sacrificing your half of the bed so we can block that shawl/sweater/blanket. 14. They say a way to a man's heart is through his stomach. The way to a knitter's heart is yarn... lots and lots of yarn. Or yarn shop vouchers. Or both. Via ink361.com 15. Offering to make dinner or do the housework while we're engrossed in our knitting will earn you a hell of a lot of brownie points. Via ohyoucraftygal.blogspot.com 16. Just one more row... 17. Knitting can be art, but vaginal knitting really isn't cool... Via dailymail.co.uk 18. ... however, Yarnbombing is! We love to wrap public crap with woolly stuff :D Via knitsforlife.com 19. We can be precious about our craft: Knitting and Crochet are two very different things. Learn the difference and we'll love you forever. 20. And remember, knitting is for life not just for Christmas.