Stalking A Stranger Wearing $7,000 Shoes

She was a tall, fit blonde, beautifully dressed and on her cell, thank goodness. That way she didn't notice me stalk, ah, following her down the block. Her Louboutins were taupe suede with tiny little tassels near the pinky toe that bounced as she walked. I followed her, not too closely, for about 2 blocks, to note every detail. Why? Who the hell knows.