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A 'Third Sex?' Pregnant Man Pretends To Have A Dick
I CELEBRATE EVERY DAY THE FACT THAT I HAVE A PENIS. The sheer primacy of ejaculating delivers the best high; the violence of the explosion is thrilling. My penis also gives me a sense confidence and strength – and apparently the right to a bigger paycheck. Men on average still make more then women.
So it's no surprise that I don’t get the "pregnant man." Frankly he/she creeps me out.
