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26 Things That Will Only Ever Happen In A Houseshare

It's not just you — these things are happening in every houseshare ever. When the Post-Its drive you crazy, head to the pub for some Crabbie's Fruits.

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6. You will dry yourself not being entirely certain you’re the only one doing so with this particular towel.

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You will also find an entire face imprint of toothpaste on your towel and launch a month-long investigation into whodunnit.

11. Your bedsheets will disappear from the line, reappear six months later, and you won’t know what happened between these two events.

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You will buy more bedsheets than you’ve ever bought in your life and learn the following thing: it is possible to buy bedsheets so cheap they actually melt in the dryer.

13. Cheese will be stolen by someone who knows to take slices off two sides, thus maintaining the same aspect ratio.

17. You won’t see a particular housemate for months but you shall know them by their trail of Post-Its.

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You can also work out if someone still lives with you by whether or not their food is being eaten/their shampoo is disappearing.

18. When laundry days collide you will engineer your own private line in your bedroom.

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You'll be too lazy to take it down and live like this forever.

19. You will watch, daily, as a bottle of milk three months out of date expands slowly with gas. You will not throw it out because:

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Also because you didn’t buy it. If you throw out the three-months-out-of-date milk someone will get mad at you for throwing out their milk. You will then have to replace the milk.

Why not try something different and experiment with Crabbie's Fruits?

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