50 Thoughts I Have Before Every Wedding

As a wedding planner, there are so many thoughts that go through my head

1. Before the Wedding

We Work

"Did I sleep through my alarm?"

2. "Guess I didn't. I will snooze though."

*Proceeds to resume slumber*

3. "Can I squeeze in one more snooze?"

I'm definitely going to try to anyway

4. "Ah my bride is texting, no time for snoozing."

*Eagerly responds to bride while stretching my legs*

5. "Time to make my bed!"

Whew, the floor is cold.

6. "Should I shave my legs today or throw on tights?"

Lovecraft Country

7. "I'll do both...there were some cute groomsmen at rehearsal last night."

Winks lustfully at myself in the mirrow

8. "Should I risk sweating my hair out or throw on a wig?"

Choices....

9. I'll risk the sweat. It shows my hardwork!

Daria / MTV

10. "I'm hungry, but I just finished my makeup."

It'll be a long day. I HAVE to eat something.

11. "Fruit and water it is!"

12. "What playlist do I need today?"

Giphy

13. "Something lit it is!"

Don't fail me Cardi.

14. "Traffic isn't too bad today."

Is it Sunday or something?

15. "Dang I spoke too soon."

It never fails in Atlanta.

16. "As least this Cardi B playlist is full of bops."

Music Choice

17. "I finally made it to the venue."

With 30 minutes to spare.

18. "Who are these other cars in the parking lot?"

Did the couple and their group beat me???

19. "Nope, just the venue staff."

But they're early too.

20. "Hi everyone!"

Rupaul's Drag Rave / Via BBC 3

*Greets everyone with positive vibes*

21. "Time to chat with the venue manager."

Let's compare notes.

22. "Hey let's make it quick. I have a feeling the DJ is going to pop up soon."

The notes have not changed since last night's rehearsal.

23. *Hears something rolling into the reception space...*

Yup, it's the DJ. Bride and photography team can't be too far behind now.

24. "Let me distribute all of this info sheets and start getting things in place."

Hmmm...this is a lot of paper to waste. Does anyone want a text version?!

25. Sees text from bride

She's running late!

26. "And so it begins."

Heathers

27. "That gives me a little more time to set up."

Bright side!

28. "Huh? Of course the DJ needs something."

Set up first, and then let's talk....

29. "Say what now?"

Real Housewives of Atlanta/Bravo TV

He's confused...

30. "I am quite sure I told him the ceremony was outside."

I am almost quite sure I told him it was outside.

31. "Reviews recorded conversation."

Giphy

32. "Yea, your bad! Let's get some speakers outside buddy."

You're a professional right? Adapt and keep it moving...

33. "Bride just arrived...time to really work."

Friends / NBC

Dotes adoringly and presents champagne and water.

34. "She's so calm...this will be a good day."

Gosh she's so pretty!

35. "Why is her MOH glaring at me?"

*Slowly leaves bridal suite and ensures I'll have my phone on my hip all day.*

36. "Groom is in the parking lot drinking."

Correction- groom is in the parking lot drinking mouthwash.

37. "Oh today will be fun."

These guys are really turnt.

38. "What's the best bribe to get the guys inside and not be rowdy?"

Drinks or tv?

39. "Bingo- there's a tv in the groom's room."

40. "There are also more drinks on the way."

Love and Hip Hop Atlanta

Dumb planner...they've already been drinking.

41. "Please listen to me today."

42. "They're listening and being well behaved."

The Bernie Mac Show

43. "Time to pin the bouts."

They better stay on and look nice until after the photos.

44. "Don't stick yourself!"

Really...don't push the pin through your finger.

45. "Dammit he flinched...and I stuck myself."

46. "Most of the ceremony prep is done!"

47. "Time for a refresher!"

Giphy

So wet, so cold, so good!

48. "Hey who's wondering around?"

Yes, we know everything is very pretty.

49. "Geesh please go back to a guest area while we're setting up?"

You're really in the way mom!

50. "Time to to get ready for the ceremony."

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