This Is The Hardest "The Office" Quiz You'll Ever Take

SUSAN.

"She played a rendition of 'When the Saint Go Marching In' that would've blown your socks off!"

"How do you tell someone it's over? You send them a notarized letter. Well, what if the recipient IS your notary?"

"When the stakes are this high, the only calculator I trust is right here, and it's powered by Thai food and Spanish Reds!"

"Sorry, someone already called that. Kevin has a gorilla suit you could borrow!"

"The cinema of the unsettling is a growing film movement, with the most popular being an hour long shot of a squirrel with diarrhea."

"Dum-Bum-Ba."

"Best out of seven."

"The trick is to undercook the onions. Everyone's going to get to know each other in the pot."

"Didn't Ben Franklin have syphilis?" "Yes, but I don't. Hi. I'm Gordon." "Ooooh."