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Posted on Sep 19, 2010

Hipster Dogs

These dogs soooo dug chillwave before you did.

by coryc2

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1. I'm not rich, my owners are, and they just happen to give me seriously bitchin treats, besides I got this sweater in Urban's sale rack.
2. Yeah, I'm in a band, we're called K9 Conspiracy. It's like part Math-Pop, part Stevie Wonder, part Homeward Bound. We'll probably make albums only, what's the point of whoring yourself on stage for a bunch of capitalist poseurs.
3. I saw this hoodie at the Ragstock in Chicago, I came from the suburbs just to get it. It shows my dedication to my favorite Animal Collective member.
4. Do I have a job? No. Art is my job. And my art is how much cooler I am than you.
5. I really liked Sigur Ros, but I feel like they got really mainstream when they started singing a couple of songs in English(an actual language). Obviously the Icelandic volcano eruption was mostly because of that.
6. P4k music fest got really mainstream this year. I saw too many alts, who mostly only came because they heard a Broken Social Scene song in the Time Traveler's wife.
7. Seriously? Vampire Weekend? That's so 2007. If I want to hear white people make African music I just listen to Fool's Gold.
8. I'm so happy! My parents lent me more money for rent in my 3 grand Bushwick garden apartment.
9. I'm not a hipster. I don't drink PBR. I drink mostly local micro-brewery's made from toilets in Wicker Park. My friend Caleb makes them, and what makes them so great, is that he spins his favorite Guided By Voices record on *vinyl*, while making it.
10. Omg. Fuck Wavves. I mean, yeah I liked him at one point. And I mean yeah, I really liked his songs with Zach Hill. And I mean, yeah, I really like the way Nathan Williams dresses. And I mean, yeah, it's really cool that he's dating Best Coast. And I mean, yeah, like, I bought King of The Beach on Cassette. And I mean, yeah, I saw him at the Empty Bottle with Harlem not too long ago. And I mean, yeah......but seriously, fuck Wavves. He's too mainstream now.

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Hipster Dogs

1. I'm not rich, my owners are, and they just happen to give me seriously bitchin treats, besides I got this sweater in Urban's sale rack.

2. Yeah, I'm in a band, we're called K9 Conspiracy. It's like part Math-Pop, part Stevie Wonder, part Homeward Bound. We'll probably make albums only, what's the point of whoring yourself on stage for a bunch of capitalist poseurs.

3. I saw this hoodie at the Ragstock in Chicago, I came from the suburbs just to get it. It shows my dedication to my favorite Animal Collective member.

4. Do I have a job? No. Art is my job. And my art is how much cooler I am than you.

5. I really liked Sigur Ros, but I feel like they got really mainstream when they started singing a couple of songs in English(an actual language). Obviously the Icelandic volcano eruption was mostly because of that.

6. P4k music fest got really mainstream this year. I saw too many alts, who mostly only came because they heard a Broken Social Scene song in the Time Traveler's wife.

7. Seriously? Vampire Weekend? That's so 2007. If I want to hear white people make African music I just listen to Fool's Gold.

8. I'm so happy! My parents lent me more money for rent in my 3 grand Bushwick garden apartment.

9. I'm not a hipster. I don't drink PBR. I drink mostly local micro-brewery's made from toilets in Wicker Park. My friend Caleb makes them, and what makes them so great, is that he spins his favorite Guided By Voices record on vinyl, while making it.

Hipster Dogs

1. I'm not rich, my owners are, and they just happen to give me seriously bitchin treats, besides I got this sweater in Urban's sale rack.

2. Yeah, I'm in a band, we're called K9 Conspiracy. It's like part Math-Pop, part Stevie Wonder, part Homeward Bound. We'll probably make albums only, what's the point of whoring yourself on stage for a bunch of capitalist poseurs.

3. I saw this hoodie at the Ragstock in Chicago, I came from the suburbs just to get it. It shows my dedication to my favorite Animal Collective member.

4. Do I have a job? No. Art is my job. And my art is how much cooler I am than you.

5. I really liked Sigur Ros, but I feel like they got really mainstream when they started singing a couple of songs in English(an actual language). Obviously the Icelandic volcano eruption was mostly because of that.

6. P4k music fest got really mainstream this year. I saw too many alts, who mostly only came because they heard a Broken Social Scene song in the Time Traveler's wife.

7. Seriously? Vampire Weekend? That's so 2007. If I want to hear white people make African music I just listen to Fool's Gold.

8. I'm so happy! My parents lent me more money for rent in my 3 grand Bushwick garden apartment.

9. I'm not a hipster. I don't drink PBR. I drink mostly local micro-brewery's made from toilets in Wicker Park. My friend Caleb makes them, and what makes them so great, is that he spins his favorite Guided By Voices record on *vinyl*, while making it.

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9. I'm not a hipster. I don't drink PBR. I drink mostly local micro-brewery's made from toilets in Wicker Park. My friend Caleb makes them, and what makes them so great, is that he spins his favorite Guided By Voices record on vinyl, while making it.