1. Our handy Russian friend is always letting us know how to simplify daily tasks. A few days ago he showed the world the best way to strip down: armpit style.
3. But he is so concerned about your Magic Mike style strip going flawlessly that he came back to inform us he had improved upon his improvement. It’s nape of the neck style now.
4. “Boom. Whaaat!”
We thank you sir.
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