7.Sneak cakes (maybe with your face iced on) into their bedroom at night.
8.Woo them by liking every single picture they have ever posted on social media.
9.Enter a radio call-in under the guise of providing a sporting opinion, only to profess your love live on air.
10.Ask them to marry you.
12."Hey, are you a burglar? Because you've stolen my heart."
13."Hey, are you the police? Because I'd like to report a robbery. Yes, I'll hold. Hey, yeah, it's about a robbery? Yeah, just now. It was my heart."
14.At the airport: "Hey, is this Customs? Yeah, just thought I'd warn you of some illegal cargo that's about to leave the country. It's my heart. Stolen, yeah. My heart is in that bag. That one. The blue one."
One thing that anyone can ask out is Cornetto. Go get your fix, brah.