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14 Texts You Should Never Send To Your Crush

Let Cornetto show you what went wrong. But first, just put the phone down, man.

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1.

You: "Yes, they will definitely appreciate this clipped style – like I'm Hemingway, or whatever. Surly, maybe. Brooding. Mysterious."

Them: "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! Where did that come from? A full-stop? What did I do to offend you this much?"

3.

You sent it without checking the date on the album. They went to Ibiza in 2012. You just spent 10 minutes scrolling through pictures taken over 900 days ago. Yep. That’s bad.

4.

You have just committed the ultimate text sin. For shame. Now not only do they think you're a crappy drunk, but they also think you don't fancy them. Probably best to just delete their number right now.

7.

Are you five? You're allowed one emoticon per every three hours. That's eight emoticons a day. Even that is extremely generous. Best to scale back, mate – you're trying a little too hard. You're coming across a little like an extremely pumped children's television presenter.

14.

You've tried that whole "not talking to them for an hour" thing, and it didn't work out. Just skip ahead and throw your phone directly into the sea, save everyone the hassle.

It's OK – at least Cornetto will always be there for you.

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