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30 Things Michelle Tanner Can Teach You About Dating Like A Grown-Up

You're in BIG trouble, mister!

When you see a hot guy at the bar...

And he tells you that you're cute...

Then he buys you a drink...

And in your head you're like...

But when he asks you to go home, you're like...

Then the next morning, it's like...

But when your friends ask you what happened, it's more like...

He calls you the next night at 2AM and it's like...

But when he's not as hot as you remember, it's more like...

Plus everything he says is kinda like...

And...

So you're like...

He asks if he can come to your place next time, and you're like...

But he keeps calling and it's like...

So instead he pokes you on Facebook, and you're like...

Your friends tell you there are plenty of other fish and you're like...

But really it's like...

But then you're like...

Because you don't want to spend the rest of your life kissing your hot Uncle Jesse...

So you have a girls night with your BFF and it's like...

But then it's like "Ok, let's call some dudes"

And she's like...

But then she brings her boyfriend...

You're not bitter but it's like...

You're way cooler than her anyway because you're single...

So you get drunk on your own and it's like...

And as for the next guy...

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