1. Not harsh enough.I am the taste of month-old diarrhea in your mouth. 2. Fuck you, I'm classic and undefeated.(My font). 3. I would add a shitty shithouse poet. 4. Alternative: I am Avatar. 5. I (Heart) NY. 6. Perfect. On every crate of weapons. 7. Very Pub-y. 8. (snicker). 9. Really, I am every stand-up comic, excepting the great Doug Stanhope. 10. Or, just an out-and-out psycho. 11. Extra Spacey. 12. (snicker) 13. Yeah, OK. 14. Have you looked at a church program lately? 15. DON'T use Arial. See the full set of 40 fonts at Typocalypse, created by Lars Willem Veldkamp.