” HI KIDDIES! MY NAME IS TOOTHY, THE TOOTH CLOWN! AND I’M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO BRUSH YOUR TEEF UNTIL THEY BLEED AND BLEED AND BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.”
- Obama shortened Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence for leaking documents to WikiLeaks. She'll be freed in May.
- A former "Apprentice" contestant has filed a lawsuit against Trump for calling her a liar over sexual assault allegations.
- Birth control startups are seeing a spike in demand because many women are nervous coverage under Obamacare will disappear.
- You can now dig through the CIA's secret history. 12 millions declassified docs are on the internet for all to see 🤓📚