” HI KIDDIES! MY NAME IS TOOTHY, THE TOOTH CLOWN! AND I’M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO BRUSH YOUR TEEF UNTIL THEY BLEED AND BLEED AND BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.”
- Italy is today observing a national day of mourning for the victims of Wednesday's earthquake. The death toll has climbed to 284.
- Donald Trump's campaign chief Stephen Bannon said "he doesn't like Jews," according to his ex-wife.
- Federal health officials have called for nationwide testing of all blood donations for the Zika virus.