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Which Of These Six Famous Chairs Is Most Like Facebook?

Today, Facebook released its first ad that claimed: Facebook is like a chair. Let's investigate further.

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Judas Cradle, a medieval torture chair. The victim would be placed in the waist harness above the pyramid-shaped seat, with the point inserted into their anus or vagina, then he/she was very slowly lowered by ropes. The subject is tortured by intense pressure and stretching of the orifice, eventually succumbing to tears in muscle tissue that could turn septic and kill from infection, or simply being impaled (Wikipedia). This is the winner, I believe.