Before Clean and Dry intimate wash:
Sad “Stairway to Heaven”-ish acoustic guitar. Dirty, smelly. dark coochie. Disinterested man.
After Clean and Dry intimate wash:
Upbeat, crappy canned pop music. Clean, “fairer” vertical smile. Make Him Late For Work jungle sex.
From Clean and Dry’s YouTube note:
Designed to address the problems women face in their private parts, Clean and Dry Intimate Wash offers protection, fairness and freshness. To be used while showering, its special pH-balanced formula cleans and protects the affected area, and even makes the skin fairer. Life for women will now be fresher, cleaner, fairer!
“…even makes the skin fairer.”
So, nicely insulting to Indian women, too.
Thanks to Adarsha for the tip.
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