Toilet Company Offers Questionable Seduction Tips

Kohler suggests: Invite her over; make her dinner; and then let her take a crap in full view of all Los Angeles. This is not a very good place for a toilet.

Hey babe, thanks for coming over. I’m grilling tilapia.

I like your outfit change. Let’s listen to some tasty Portishead.

Bathroom? It’s that white cube. No TP needed. Don’t mind me.

That cute white cube is the new Numi…

…”Kohler’s most advanced toilet. The Numi toilet combines unmatched design, technology and engineering to bring you the finest in personal comfort and cleansing. From its striking form and features to its unrivaled water efficiency, the Numi toilet marks a new standard of excellence in the bathroom.”

In the BATHROOM.

The images aren’t just on their website.They’re also on their billboards.

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