“I got an idea — we’ll stack the type so’s it looks more…impactful.”
Are you calling me numb?
Yeah, 100 years ago.
They’ve even trademarked that horrific pun.
Brands don’t have a pulse, and therefore can’t make friends.
Is “Idea” friends with “Brand?”
We’re just like the best thing ever.
Wait, you’re spending my ad budget playing blackjack?
And we call our Account Executives, “elves.”
Aren’t bulldogs the stupidest dogs?
They call their restrooms “Poo Tanks.”
Sorry I’m looking for new new new thinking.
…seamlessly leap…a panther trained as a ballerino.
UPDATE: also “manor” LOL.
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