SELF-CONFIDENT BACON. FROM IOWA.
…”a bonus of energy busy folks need.”
When do you need bacon? A.M. and P.M., that’s when.
Bacon and goddamn flapjacks. Cram your breakfast bar.
Holy Homer! Crunchy savory pig meat in a delicious sleeping bag of buttermilk flapjack.
Horizontal. Vertical. Who cares, get in my mouth.
Gramps is all hot and heavy….for BACON, you pervert.
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