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The Ten Most Sizzling, Succulent Old Bacon Ads

From back in the days before scientists discovered it was not 100% good for you, and came from pigs.

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SELF-CONFIDENT BACON. FROM IOWA.

SELF-CONFIDENT BACON. FROM IOWA.

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..."a bonus of energy busy folks need."

..."a bonus of energy busy folks need."

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When do you need bacon? A.M. and P.M., that's when.

When do you need bacon? A.M. and P.M., that's when.

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Bacon and goddamn flapjacks. Cram your breakfast bar.

Bacon and goddamn flapjacks. Cram your breakfast bar.

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Holy Homer! Crunchy savory pig meat in a delicious sleeping bag of buttermilk flapjack.

Holy Homer! Crunchy savory pig meat in a delicious sleeping bag of buttermilk flapjack.

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WHAT?!?

WHAT?!?

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BACON MAZE!!!!!

BACON MAZE!!!!!

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Horizontal. Vertical. Who cares, get in my mouth.

Horizontal. Vertical. Who cares, get in my mouth.

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Gramps is all hot and heavy....for BACON, you pervert.

Gramps is all hot and heavy....for BACON, you pervert.