The Saddest Amusement Park Ride In America

At Lagoon, in Salt Lake City.

It’s Bulgy The Whale! Bulgy? My God, that’s pathetic-looking.
Ben Fuller says there was no line.
I’d rather ride “The Goatse.”

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