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    The Nine Most Depressing Ad Rewrites From "Depressed Copywriter"

    My favorite new tumblr. A man (update: by 2 men & 2 women) after my cold, dark, dead, heart.

    I KNEW it.

    (You know it's true.)

    Beef. It's what's for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and 4th meal.

    (Bose Bluetooth ad)

    There's nothing worse than sitting down with these scum suckers.

    ...like a butterfly.

    Wake up, to an empty bed.

    Ad for Carbonite, "a leading provider of online backup solutions (for your porn)."

    Lesson: Never ask questions in your ads that can be thrown back in your face.

    Update: this site is by a woman, Whitney Ruef.

    Thanks to Peter at This Isn't Happiness for the tip.

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