The Nine Most Depressing Ad Rewrites From “Depressed Copywriter”

My favorite new tumblr. A man (update: by 2 men & 2 women) after my cold, dark, dead, heart.

(You know it’s true.)

Beef. It’s what’s for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and 4th meal.

(Bose Bluetooth ad)

There’s nothing worse than sitting down with these scum suckers.

…like a butterfly.

Wake up, to an empty bed.

Ad for Carbonite, “a leading provider of online backup solutions (for your porn).”

Lesson: Never ask questions in your ads that can be thrown back in your face.

Update: this site is by a woman, Whitney Ruef.

Thanks to Peter at This Isn’t Happiness for the tip.

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