I KNEW it.
(You know it’s true.)
Beef. It’s what’s for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and 4th meal.
(Bose Bluetooth ad)
There’s nothing worse than sitting down with these scum suckers.
…like a butterfly.
Wake up, to an empty bed.
Ad for Carbonite, “a leading provider of online backup solutions (for your porn).”
Lesson: Never ask questions in your ads that can be thrown back in your face.
- Donald Trump has named H.R. McMaster as his new national security adviser, replacing Michael Flynn who resigned last week.
- Famine in South Sudan has left 100,000 people facing starvation and nearly 8 million in need of immediate assistance, UN agencies say.
- Milo Yiannopoulos's book has been canceled after he was accused of defending pedophilia.
- A girl's best friend showed up to her date in a fake mustache to spy on her and it's the definition of friendship goals 😎