1. 1. attractive futuristic woman with sensors on her face
“Anybody got any silver duct tape?!? Cool. Honey, get your clothes off.”
2. 2. portrait of a futuristic woman holding a communicator
This looks SUPREMELY impractical.
3. 3. portrait of an alien woman standing by some rock
An alien woman—in a plaid skirt, sure thing.
4. 4. portrait of a futuristic woman
“Hmm. Wrap a bike lock cord around her head, and we’re done.”
5. 5. futuristic businesswoman robot
“Here, put on my tie. Now you say ‘businesswoman-robot’”
6. 6. hairdresser of the future
I retouched out a nipple for you. Does she have three arms, with one coming out of her breast?
7. 7. beautiful girl in futuristic suit
Dancing or hemorrhoids?
8. 8. walking pretty stewardess
Her “stewardess” outfit is actually very retro. I have no idea the significance of the little droid.
9. 9. sci-fi girl with ray-gun
Yeah. Nice “ray-gun”. If she’s from Star Trek she’s dead.
10. 10. futuristic woman standing in a colonnade with alien
Nipples and clown make-up. Doesn’t matter, she’s dead in two seconds anyway.
11. 11. futuristic woman with pain
“Hang some cords around her neck.”
12. 12. cute girl in future concept
13. 13. grey female creature
She comes from outer space, sporting a high-tech thong.
14. 14. beautiful cyber woman sitting on a silver ball
Exercise is still needed in the future, sorry. Nice shoes.
15. 15. portrait cyber girl
Where’s my time machine?
16. 16. futuristic woman
What is she holding? Looks like a futuristic flower.
17. 17. portrait of gothic girl in cyber outfit
Looks like a cheap Halloween costume. Why is she gothic?
18. 18. big head thinking
- The White House defended rolling back Obama-era transgender protections, with Sean Spicer repeatedly insisting it's a "states' rights issue."
- Recreational marijuana needs "greater enforcement" of federal law, said Spicer, pitting the White House against eight states that legalized its use.
- Beyoncé has pulled out of performing at Coachella, citing doctors' advice about keeping a less rigorous schedule while pregnant 🐝😭
- Indiana police released chilling audio in the case of two teens found dead in the woods: a voice captured on one of their phones saying "down the hill."