The Christmas Present That Will Leave Her Catatonic

She'll definitely want to spoon after X-Mas eve sex.

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"Honey...honey, stop kissing my eye, I think our Jesus tree-topper is askew."

Ad for Community Spoons, circa 1949.

"For keeps" alright. She looks like a corpse.

Here's five more of their spoon ads, all nearly exactly alike.