The Best Roller Skating Commercial Ever

“Prison is for all people that has never roller skated.” Wut.

Via the now “Legends of the So Bad They’re Good Local Ads”, RhettandLink.

Say no to the following: Drugs, Meth, Crack, Reefer, Unplanned Pregnancies, Gangs Spray Painting Under Bridges, and Men in Vans with Candy.

Say yes to: Roller Skating. You’ll be guaranteed to go to college.

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