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The 8 Weirdest Constipation Ads Ever Produced

This is some seriously strange shit.

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"Dump day before yesterday's lunch."

This new campaign is for Karuna brand laxative, via India.

Notes:

• You will never see the word "dump" in an American laxative ad.

• The straining woman should probably go sit somewhere more appropriate for the attempted expulsion of feces.

Two more ads below.

Ad agency: Chirpy Elephant, Chennai, India.

6.

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THE SILENCE OF THE BOWELS.

Czech Activia commercial from 2011

Her name is "Clarice," and she hasn't pooped in three days.

7.

Take Dulcolax laxative and your sewer-rattling bowel movement will scare the shit out of the subterranean rats. Wonderful artwork. Ad via Paris agency Callegari Berville Grey.

8.

And, this is the winner for strangeness.

Let my people go...to the bathroom.

Dulcolax plays the part of Moses, the Red Sea is your colon, the Jews are digested foodstuffs (or, shit), and Canaan is a shitter.

AMAZING.

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