The Del Monte Puke in a Meatloaf Dog Bowl of 1963.
The Mor Potato Ring (with prune whip and, ants, it looks like) of Horror of 1946.
Mor processed pork, your “vitality” meat.
The Lime Jell-O and Seafood Regurgitation Salad (with cheese, onions, and mayonnaise) of 1954.
The Spam and Lima Stomach Bomb of 1955.
The Canned Meat Brick Shithouse of 1956.
The Lemon Tuna Barf Soufflé of 1955.
Read those ingredients.
The Spork Stuffed Stomach Hand Grenades of 1948.
“Burns” alright. On the way down and on the way out.
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