Maniacal woman’s resolution is to kill you as soon as possible.
THESE ARE METAPHORS.
After staying up all night, editing my stupid list, this is the final draft.
Just for you, ladies!
Girlie dumbbell and chocolate and an exclamation point!
“Man looking at cigarette (contemplating eating it).”
“Teenage girl with nicotine patch quitting smoking”
Get that fucking smile off your face.
“Man with belly pooch looks at workout device”
All images via Getty Images.
- The Clinton campaign is trying to stop television stations from running a pro-Trump ad featuring Michelle Obama.
- A group of UK Uber drivers have won the right to minimum wage and holiday pay in a landmark tribunal ruling 🚘
- A federal jury cleared the leaders of an Oregon standoff. The militia group took over a wildlife refuge last January.
- RIP — Vine says it's discontinuing its mobile app, effectively ending the 6-second video service 💀