His goth girlfriend drops the hammer.
Memo: You’re being replaced in right field on the company softball team.
Something something hair something.
Duh, he’s using an old computer.
Definitely hetero porn-related.
I don’t know, but he’s a complete fucking idiot.
He has Joses Reyes on his fantasy baseball team.
His monitor’s off, and he doesn’t know it.
I don’t know, but she’s turning me on.
ManHunt is down again.
Yet again, she disagrees with Martha Stewart Living.
Hubby and Wifey on Skype.
Nothing in particular, she’s just insane.
His Match.com lunch date hated his tie.
The circle jerk has been canceled.
Previously: the hottest women’s outfits from the future—according to stock photography.
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