Buzz·Posted on Jan 11, 2013The 13 Worst Things For Sale On AmazonIncluding a $550 cat hamster wheel (pictured) and "Dude Wipes." Via the excellent The Worst Things For Sale.by copyranterBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. It's a pencil shaped like a shell. It costs $57. You get crap all over your fingers. It costs $57. 2. View this video on YouTube The Toy Go Round Exercise Wheel costs $550.If you have a cat, you know that this is the most useless thing ever invented.Remember: this video is the best demonstration they could come up with. 3. Form the Description:"Whether youre a social media novice or an online networking guru, thinking up things to post can be perplexing. With Tweets & Status Updates for All Occasions at the keyboard, your virtual musings are sure to be instantly, effortlessly wittyand endlessly re-tweetable. Chapters range from ""Interposal Posts"" to ""Cultural Comments""..." 4. The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer.This actually would cost you time, I believe. 5. Turn any tree into a Detroit Lions fan.They can use every fan they can get.This does not compute in my brain.$19.99. 6. For wiping your penis, balls, taint, and ass crack, "pre- or post-gym."20 bucks for a box of 30, DUDE. 7. The Relaxman.There’s a heated waterbag inside that you sit on, and it plays music to you.It costs...$49,999.95. 8. Party Rats Finger Lights 5-Pack.Yeah. IDEAL. 9. The Wiper Mirror.$130. 10. The Beehive Cake Pan.To make a cake that is shaped like a beehive. 11. I bet he now cusses himself to sleep every night. 12. Obsidian Healing Orb.Price reduced to $1,595!It repels negative spirits, and includes: “Chakras: All.” 13. BREAK-IN TO ROB US OF OUR APPLE PRODUCTS. Via my new favorite website: The Worst Things For Sale.Bookmark it. He updates daily.