1. Via dailymail.co.uk If you were this poor model, would you have carried the ad around as a pick-up line? 2. Via businessinsider.com Homer Simpson voice (click): boobies. 3. Via dailymail.co.uk THE FLOATING GREEN HAND OF (possible) DEATH. 4. Via dailymail.co.uk 5. Via businessinsider.com "Procurable" being the optimal word here. 6. Via dailymail.co.uk So, always use a dick bag, boys. 7. Via dailymail.co.uk Great headline. 8. Via dailymail.co.uk Put a helmet on that soldier, soldier. 9. Via zazzle.com Loose lips sink ships. Loose women etc. etc. Wait, is that gun my penis? I'm confused. 10. Via businessinsider.com [*Uranus joke*] 11. Via businessinsider.com ALL of them? What—did they all sit on the same toilet seat on that train? 12. Wow, those Mussolini and Tojo caricatures are hideous.