3. Banana peel 1, cat 0.
4. One for you, one for me.
5. two sounds, kid: my paw hitting your face, and your ass hitting the floor.
6. Troll Hug.
7. Puppie taxi
8. Get the FUCK back here with that brush, HOOMAN.
9. “If I fi…FUCK.
10. “LIke a record, baby…”
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