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    Posted on Aug 12, 2013

    Stock Photos That Need Further Explanation

    Their titles tell us nothing. Eight photos, last one is NSFW-ish.

    1. TITLE: "QUEER HERO?"

    Via canstockphoto.com

    Yes, that's what Can Stock Photo titled this, with the question mark.

    Well OK, but he needs a proper SuperHero name.

    Equality Man?

    The Purple Pummeler?

    The Man In The Just Perfect Golden Mask?

    2. TITLE: A Naked Woman On A Bath Tub With A Naked Man Crouching Over Her Head"

    Via gettyimages.com.au

    Yeah, but: Where is her head, exactly?

    3. TITLE: "RELIGIOUS MAN"

    Via gettyimages.co.uk

    Tea Party Jesus scoping out an Obama rally?

    I don't know.

    4. TITLE: "Portrait Of A Young Man Naked"

    Via gettyimages.fr

    A-HA!

    This "pregnant" fellow has been bought by the Russian Government, and used in an alcoholism awareness ad.

    Copy on the ad reads: "Excessive consumption of beer affects masculinity and leads to belly growth, enlarged lacteal glands, and decreased potency.

    5. TITLE: "GREEN MONSTER"

    Via gettyimages.co.uk

    HULK must be in his "mildly perturbed" state.

    6. TITLE: "Senior Man Flexing Muscles On Basketball Court, Wearing Helmet"

    Via gettyimages.co.uk

    That description dishonors this suburban warrior.

    This is better:

    "The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor."

    7. TITLE: "Close Up Of Family Eating Hot Dogs"

    Via gettycritics.com

    1. There is no hot dog in that bun.

    2. That little girl is a face eater.

    8. TITLE: "Sexy Young Woman In Coffee Beans"

    Via it.depositphotos.com

    The Best Part Of Waking Up, Is Folgers In Your...Menstrual Cup?

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