Stock Photos That Need Further Explanation

Their titles tell us nothing. Eight photos, last one is NSFW-ish.

1. TITLE: "QUEER HERO?"

Via canstockphoto.com

Yes, that's what Can Stock Photo titled this, with the question mark.

Well OK, but he needs a proper SuperHero name.

Equality Man?

The Purple Pummeler?

The Man In The Just Perfect Golden Mask?

2. TITLE: A Naked Woman On A Bath Tub With A Naked Man Crouching Over Her Head"

Via gettyimages.com.au

Yeah, but: Where is her head, exactly?

3. TITLE: "RELIGIOUS MAN"

Via gettyimages.co.uk

Tea Party Jesus scoping out an Obama rally?

I don't know.

4. TITLE: "Portrait Of A Young Man Naked"

Via gettyimages.fr

A-HA!

This "pregnant" fellow has been bought by the Russian Government, and used in an alcoholism awareness ad.

Copy on the ad reads: "Excessive consumption of beer affects masculinity and leads to belly growth, enlarged lacteal glands, and decreased potency.

5. TITLE: "GREEN MONSTER"

Via gettyimages.co.uk

HULK must be in his "mildly perturbed" state.

6. TITLE: "Senior Man Flexing Muscles On Basketball Court, Wearing Helmet"

Via gettyimages.co.uk

That description dishonors this suburban warrior.

This is better:

"The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor."

7. TITLE: "Close Up Of Family Eating Hot Dogs"

Via gettycritics.com

1. There is no hot dog in that bun.

2. That little girl is a face eater.

8. TITLE: "Sexy Young Woman In Coffee Beans"

Via it.depositphotos.com

The Best Part Of Waking Up, Is Folgers In Your...Menstrual Cup?

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