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Pee-Pee Ads

Ten ads placed in or near restroom urinals. Can't I take a piss without being advertised at?!?

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1. The Romanian Traffic Police

These urinal stickers were installed in men's rooms of the most crowded bars in Bucharest. Can you piss a straight line? Well then, my friend, go ahead and get behind the wheel of your car and hit the road.

2. Arrive Alive

The website ArriveAlive was started by the father of a young man who was killed in an accident while driving intoxicated. These drunken woman stickers were placed in bar restrooms in South Africa. The headlines are on her T-shirt.

Questions: Why is the woman dressed so provocatively? And (right) why is the drunk woman on the floor of the men's room? (Not shown: There was a male-version sticker too. He didn't have his pants around ankles.)

3. Vancouver Aquarium

The aquarium wanted to teach men that in the Syngnathidae family of fish, it's the male that gets pregnant. So they put up these teaser posters and urinal installations in the men's room of a nearby bar just in time for spring break.

When gents pissed on the pregnancy test, it immediately registered a positive. Several shitfaced males were subsequently seen running out of the restroom, screaming.

8. New Zealand Fire Service

Did you know that drunk cooking is one of the leading contributors to house fires in New Zealand? How to address this Kiwi epidemic? Urinal piss-vertising in bars! You see, when you wee on the sticker, the heat-sensitive ink disappears, revealing a plea to get food before you go home.

10. Pro Mädchen

Here's one for the ladies.

You want to stop girls from purging, you’ve got to catch them in the act. Or at least catch their eyes with a pretty pink puke patch promo. The intrusive advertiser here is the Pro Mädchen girl’s house in Düsseldorf, Germany. They placed these splatter stickers (headline translates to "Bulimia is curable") on the undersides of toilet lids in women’s bathrooms at area colleges.