"I am in the poison gas business. Advertising should make you choke, make your eyes water, make you feel sick."
You got that, digital gurus? Please retain your buzzwords in the "mush of your decayed brains" (h/t Twain). Because nobody out there is eagerly awaiting your cutesy little content.
Don Draper couldn't polish Lois' knob.
Previously: what Lois had to say about Mad Men.